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Having trouble reaching the bottom of your mug? Things getting blurry and soggy? Then be sure to refer to this chart to get to the source of your troubles.

 

Beer Troubleshooting flow chartSYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.

 

PROBLEM: Glass empty.


ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

 

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.

 

PROBLEM: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.


ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

 

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.

 

PROBLEM: Glass being held at incorrect angle.

 

ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

 

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.


PROBLEM: Improper bladder control.


ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about his house-training.

 

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.


PROBLEM: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.


ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

 

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SYMPTOM:: Floor moving.


PROBLEM: You are being carried out.


ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

 

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.


PROBLEM: You have fallen over backward.

 

ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar.

 

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.

 

PROBLEM: You have fallen forward.


ACTION: (See above. )

 

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.

 

PROBLEM: Bar has closed.


ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

 

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.


PROBLEM: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.


ACTION: Cover mouth.


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