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A farang (westerner of white extraction) is coming home to Bangkok from a long business trip and catches a taxi at the airport.

 

infidelity in thailandOn the way home, he can't help having the feeling that something is wrong, that his Thai wife is cheating on him.

 

As they pull up to the house, he asks the taxi driver if he gives him a hundred dollars, will he come into the house and be a witness for him? The taxi driver agrees.

 

So into the house he goes, into the bedroom with the taxi driver in tow. He grabs the blanket, and sure enough, his wife is in bed with another farang.

 

At this point he loses his cool, and pulls a pistol out of the dresser drawer and points it at the other guy.

 

"Honey don't!" his wife shouts, "You don't understand..." and starts sobbing. "You know that BMW I bought you with my inheritance? It was a lie, there is no inheritance! He bought it..."

 

The man pauses...

 

"And the river boat, he bought that too, and the country club membership, he even pays the monthly membership fees..."

 

The man lowers the gun a little, obviously shaken, and asks the taxi driver what he should do.

 

"I pull that blanket up boss, before him ass catches cold!"

 
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