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Bar Jaguar: The shady area behind Narodni Trida is one of the sleaziest in Prague.

 

M
angled gypsy hookers stand on corners around Uhelny Trh like spiders in a web. In this bastion of sin you will find a tiny strip club called Bar Jaguar, which you can easily locate if you look for the gangs of gawking men who loiter on Skorepka by the front window of the bar, through which you can see the dancing.

 

It's a hundred krowns to get in and another hundred for a beer but it's a small price to pay for the lesson in humanity that a good strip club like Bar Jaguar affords. I've always wondered what the rouge-cheeked harlot in the corner, chain-smoking and awaiting her turn on stage, is talking about with the Albanian in the corner.

 

The barrel-bellied barkeep takes your money and delivers fistfuls of the overpriced beer with a smile of both fraternity and warning that says, "have a good time, but not too good a time" and his female matron, a redhead that looks like a recent reject from the World Wrestling Federation, keeps the girls in line.

 

The ladies dance like they are auditioning for something, and sing the words to the schlock music as they make their way from table to table, where each man is more obvious than the next in his own sexual emergency. Spandex, neon-lights and cigarette smoke create an unreal world, where if you suspend your disbelief long enough, you can perhaps glimpse a shade of something true.


Skorepka 7, Prague 1, Prague, Czech Republic, Tel: +420 224219581, Metro: Narodni trida, Tram: 6, 9, 17, 18, 21, 22, 23, 51, 54, 58, Open: 10.00 - 05.00 daily

 
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